Tuesday, March 17, 2009

DWTS, Wk 2

What, were they all sandbagging last week? Amazing improvement for most.

Woz didn’t look quite so silly and Telly tubbish.

Whoa! The Cowboy looks darn cute when he smiles – guess there’s not much of that goin’ on when clinging to the back of a bucking beast – and he actually got his feet off the floor this time.

BlondBunnyBimbo dropped a couple of notches and should soon be gone.

Sorry, but Belinda What’s-Her-Face still resembles a lead blimp lumbering around the floor.

Julianne (my former fav pro) and her CW squeeze were even more disappointing this week than last.

Lil Kim and her pro Derek (isn’t he cutest kid?) were surprisingly good – and I am predisposed against rap noise (refuse to call it music) and those who foist it off on the rest of us.

Didn’t mean to leave out Lawrence Taylor last time – guess the absence of personality (other than surly) didn’t bring him to mind. To paraphrase, he’s no Jerry Rice…or Emmett Smith…or Jason Taylor (Mr. Smooth & Elegant)…or Warren Sapp (wasn’t he an absolute hoot? Loved his total joy in what he was doing). LT did manage some facial expressions this week and his dancing wasn’t bad.

The biggest improvement was the absence of a live appearance by the Jackass.

The money bet is still on Melissa or Gilles.

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